when the AI accidentally recreates the exact symbol that's been controlling society from the shadows for centuries

This isn't just a t-shirt, it's a confession. ornate triangular seal with the all-seeing eye surrounded by geometric patterns that definitely aren't just random. Black and gold palette because that's what secret societies use when they want to look expensive and mysterious.

Features distressed textures that make it look ancient, concentric lines that hypnotize your enemies, and enough Illuminati energy to make conspiracy theorists either love you or block you on social media.

Perfect for AI researchers who may have created something they shouldn't have, triangle enthusiasts, and anyone who wants to join the secret society that's been running machine learning since before computers existed.

Warning: wearing this may result in receiving cryptic messages, sudden wealth, or knowing too much about the algorithm that controls your feed.